 Friends       | just trying to be a likeable person and treat everyone the same treat outhers as i wish to be treated ,/. its not that tough,/. think about it  redneckcamper: 14 years ago • Report • Link 0 redneckcamper: think about it will ya > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A > Newfie was stopped by > a game warden recently with two ice chests > Full > of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for > its > fishing. > > The game warden asked the > man, > 'Do you have a license to catch > those fish?' > 'Naw, sir', replied the Newfie. 'I > ain't got none of dem dere > Licenses. I don't > =2 > 0 need one. You must understand, by, dese > here is > My pet fish.' > 'Pet fish?' > > 'Yeah. > Dat's de trut' bye. Every night, I take dese > fish > down to de > Cove and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. > Den, when I whistles, dey > Jump right back > into dese here ice chests and I takes 'em > home.' > > 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't > do that.' > > The Newfie looked at the warden > for a moment and then said, 'It's de > Trut Mr. > Government Man. I'll show ya. It really > works.' > > 'O.K.', > said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' > > The > Newfie stood on a rock and poured the fish into > the > cove. Then > He stood and looked out to > sea. > > After several minutes, the > warden says, > 'Well?' > 'Well, what?', says > the Newf. > The > warden says, 'When are you going to call > them back?' > 'Call who back?' > > 'The FISH', > replied the warden! > > 'What fish?', replied > the Newfie. > > Moral of the story: We may not > be as smart as some city slickers on > De mainland > but by the lard tundering jaysus we ain't as > dumb > as some > Government employees. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Attention all humans. We are your photos. Free us. redneckcamper to sweetlip: put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone,/. lol i read your name all i hear in my head is that song ,./ hi thanks for adding me ,/. |
