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This season's most expected film: "Twilight"

No. Neither radioactive spiders or kryptonite. Something a little more uninspired.

From vegetarian vampires and backwards, several boys who have a crush on a single clumsy, boring and ordinary chick, to stiff kisses and impossible love.

Now we laugh or cry? What can we say to the Twilight's extatic,numerous fans all over the world?

Sorry to dissappoint you. This movie has an expired plot and perfectly round characters. As popular as the Harry Potter series.

If you want to read the books, don't. Cause 50 pages about sparkling boys and all the pages left about a sickening, plain, predictable (whatever you want to call it) lovestory are more than a waste of your time.

quote : "The AIDS of literature and the death of feminism."


So now I could imagine the dreamy girlies, waiting for some drop-dead-gorgeous bloodsucker to come to watch them sleep in pink pajamas, half out of the bed, snoring and with a bad breath. Don't they always wish in their melancholy for a perfect boy to fly in their life, and to become a part of a forever happy ending?


I call this simply "brainwash".