Rustym to miss_orange: Valentine's day jokes:
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
What's the best part about Valentines Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks(an animal) celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!
What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
Do you have a date for valentines day?
Yes, February 14th
Hope you enjoyed it my love
Rustym: This may be the last month of wireclub for me. Thankyou to everyone that has friended me whether we have chatted or not.
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tstarr8481 in reply to ArchMichael: and as for tatra he will return as he did profess worries and then promises....I am still quite sad and would be so much of sadness if you were not joking, Michael. Finding this I had to stop in the shock of it all Michael.......js. Rustym, please try hard to find a way to do both as all of us so love you and it would be a great loss if you left.....so don't please.
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tattyteresa01: i used tpo have a little kid or goat ,he ate my little lychee tree ,i was ttrying to grow ,we ended up ,having to give it to the animal shelter ,because we were living in the city ,no animal such as goat ,we were not allowed to keep ,only dogs and cats ,we also had a jooey ,the money a kangaroo was killed by a car ,joey was still in the pouch ,poor little joey .
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FatimaBalouch: Hii paGal laDka.. how you are doing?? hope your well yaar..n biG smile from ur jaani aur tera dost..! <3