Friends | sarinity_love: Lmao, haven't been on wire in for eeeevs! So busy with my Boyfriend..friends..and the partaaaaaaays(; mostly music. d(^-^)b 10 years ago • Report • Link 1 sarinity_love: Really funny combacks 1) If you were a cookie. You'd be a whoreo. 2)I would have a comback, it's just stuck in your throat 3) Do you still like nature after what it did to you? 4)Oh, this is coming from the one who fell outta the ugly tree and hit a branch. 5)Well, your day was a total waste of make up. 6) If your gunna be two faced. At least make one of them pretty 7) I dunno what your problem is. But I bet it's hard to pronounce. 8) Wipe your mouth. Theres a little bit of bull shit stuch on your lip there 9) " Oh i'm a fail? Yeah, so was your Dad's condom. 10) I'd slap you. But that'd be animal abuse 11)If I were to agree with you. We'd both be wrong. 12) What color is the sky in your world? 13) Your birth certificate, is an apology letter from the condom factory. 14) Your so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to you. 15) Hey you have something on your chin...it's the third one down. 16) I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better statement than that. 17)Hey can I make a song about your teeth? "black and yellow black and yellow" sarinity_love: I am at the Hospital. I made my mum bring my computer. I ended up swollowing 30 pills and had to get it pumped outta me.. sarinity_love: My moms mad at me. Strike one. Uncle wont shut the fuck up. Strike two. Sister doesnt give a fuck. Strike three. I'm out. sarinity_love: It's just that.. I wanna see how 'perfect' people live. I'd like to have their lives. sarinity_love: I wish my uncle would leave my life for a good amount of time. I wanna say i want him to die but i cant. sarinity_love: My dog is a bitch-.- i tell him to come here. He sits his ass there. I tell him to go pee outside He pees right on the carpet.........-.- "shulda left yo ass at the pet store." (Post deleted by sarinity_love ) |