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shortallman: What do you call it when a chameleon struggles to change colours?



A reptile dysfunction
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Mistress MAYHEM: 😆
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SshySshy: omg lol
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shortallman: Lol funny as
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shortallman: "May ya live as long as ya want, and not want
for as long as ya live" is an lrish toast.


"Bread, cinnamon, eggs, and maple syrup" is a
French toast.
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fam__: Lol
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SshySshy: 😂
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sarah_spirit: Ha ha ha 😂
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shortallman in reply to Rice Rice Baby: I have 3 of them stacked 2 deep.
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fam__: Romance novels, stacked fucking full of them. "his hand brushed off her glistening thigh, babe you pissed yourself again"

All that lark I'll bet.
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shortallman in reply to fam__: Umm. What else would they be mate?? I get all the best recc from you you True romantic you!!!
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shortallman: Why is Dwayne Johnson able to turn lesbians??



Because Rock beats Scissors!!!
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SshySshy: Oh, thats honestly so beautiful shortyshort! i it
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shortallman: What's the difference between purple and pink???



The grip!!
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MsBaltic: 🙄
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Mistress MAYHEM: Thanks for MANsplaining that
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shortallman: Some wildlife whilst camping last week
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sarah_spirit in reply to fam__:
If you put on baby shark next I’m slapping you brother or not 😂
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fam__: no, I'm done for the day. I've been watching spongebob in Russian with the kids - and its just as funny & educational for me to learn the language.
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sarah_spirit in reply to fam__: Aww lol laughing is universal lol
Crikey I like to be able to say a few phrases in most languages but Russian I’ve always struggled with 👀
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The4grim2reaper000 in reply to shortallman: That's the only thing I have to show for in life
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shortallman: Big pants to fill
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SshySshy: Falling down memory lane today, messaging all the old regulars. Just cause you are an consistent everyday friend, here, there and every where. Dont mean I forget how lucky I am to have you as my friend, biggest support of every dramatic moment in my life good/bad and the crazyyyyyy! You are my ray of damn sunshine .. breaking through whatever dark corner i am trying to curl my sad butt into, showing me the way out! You are a blessing! Everyday my favorite aussie!
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shortallman: Some very nice words there, you yourself are a great person with whom i enjoy chatting with. We are all flames that brighten each other when w are together emember that!!
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shortallman: Lol you don't have to live here . Always welcome for a holiday!!
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MsBaltic: Lmao im sure on a holiday all that hell gets me 😀
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shortallman: Only one way to find out
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SshySshy: Always my favorite Aussie, can make me smile at the stupidest stuff
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shortallman: I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking
at it.



It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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Mistress MAYHEM: 🤣
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sarah_spirit: lol 😂
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fam__: new woman, black hairs in the shower - oh fuck here we go again, 22 years of blonde hairs in everything, now black lol
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shortallman: You got the silver covered mate lol
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fam__: lmfaooooooooooooooooo
both me and viki sign off our messages with xxx's every night , but that shit is pure GOLD mate
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shortallman: I laughed so hard I'm not lying
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shortallman: What do you do on a windy sat arvo. Spa followed by more spa
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SshySshy: love this!
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sarah_spirit: truth there ..
I love this too ..💕
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sarah_spirit: Bahaha 🤣
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