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APARENTLY IM A PIMP!! XD

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[X] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = fy&^#& homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[X] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sy^ addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that everyone wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[X] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Dirty blonde = who loves to be different
[ ] Brown = with a nice ass
[ ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who banged
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[X] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a py$y$&z&@$
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = my lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = my mom
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a h&y*
[X] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a lesbian
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a w%#wz
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[X] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke cyx*%
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs









I AM A LITTLE TOO HAPPY PIMP WITH A SEXY SMILE WHO CUDDLED WITH AN ORANGE BECAUSE IM A PIMP AND YOUR JEALOUS!!

ANSWER THESE OR ILL EAT YOU!!

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u have se.x with me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 minutes what would you do?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gonna put this on your blog and see what i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR HOMEPAGE THAT I WROTE THIS BLOG

YOU ARE SOME OF THE LUCKY FEW WHO MADE THE CUT!! I JUST DELETED 90 % OF MY FRIENDS LIST, IF YOU ARE STILL A FRIEND, THAT MEANS I THINK UR COOL ENOUGH TO STAY A FRIEND WITH ME

My first and probably last blog.....

I think im gonna delete my acc.... so bye everyone