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32 Single Female from Wellington       592
       
Possibly the weirdest, saddest and grumpiest person you'd ever meet

I like cheese

I'm from New Zealand

Please stop trying to "cure" my asexuality... it ain't gonna happen...

and no, you can't touch my hair

I'm fat and no that's not a bad thing

Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Cowboys from Hell Bark At The Moon all stompers mate!!

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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: I'm not feeling very well at the moment... so for the past couple of hours I have been sitting here watching compilation videos like these... catching the feels... getting goosebumps and having a bit of a cry... maybe when I'm not feeling quite so garbage like I can have a sing too!

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acquiescent_gigi
acquiescent_gigi: :vegetarian: x
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: thank you gorgeous gigi!
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: The whitest song ever...

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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Thought this was super funny for an educational video... also he says "wang"

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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: It's gotten too peopley... I'm super anxious and just wanna sit in my dressing gown eating cheesey snacks... so I'm gonna do that...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Well that was unnecesarily stressful...

So I'm having some Pringles... and then I'll have a muffin...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Ok...

I don't know what the hell I did but my Step Mum/boss REALLY has it in for me today...

if she snips at me again I WILL snip back... I don't care about the consequences... She has no right to talk to anyone like the way she's been talking to me today.
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Feeling kinda sick... watching Deadly Women... fell asleep on the couch... now I want Chinese food...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: The lounge just got rearranged...

I don't know how to feel about this...

so I'm watching Brooklyn Nine Nine...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Update:

Now the distance between the power point and the couch is almost too long... and I can only charge my laptop and use it at the same time if I sit in the very corner of the couch...
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acquiescent_gigi
acquiescent_gigi in reply to Songbird_nz: oh no!
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: I know that's a very first world problem hehe...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Ummmm...

What the heck just happened??

HALP!
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Dinner actually ended up being alright... Wicked Step Mother even thought my make up was nice...

I may or may not have had several alcoholic beverages...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Today.

Super emotional, but am unsure why, if someone could explain that to me that would be most helpful.

Today is my Dad's 60th Birthday. :cheers: I love him so incredibly much and I'm so thankful and lucky to have an awesome and caring Dad like him... I don't know what I did to deserve him... he's my Superhero...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Goddamit....

*le sigh*

Emotions are hard...
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DarthMagus
DarthMagus: Yeah. They are. *hug*
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: So. Very. Dumb.
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Can't stay long... just needed to rant and rave for about 10 seconds

This is the WEIRDEST day ever... I am getting mixed messages from my boss (step mother) she's told me one thing in the past and then tells me something exactly opposite and when I mention something her response is "I'd never say that in my life!" Well... you did... so take ownership please!!

Also, she says she's done some applied kinesiology on me for allergy testing... you'd think I'd remember such a thing!!!

I'm so confused...

AND not to mention Dad's 60th Birthday tomorrow... we're going to a restaurant that's FINE DINING!! What in Satan's name do I wear??

HALP!!!
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: 5 Minute Quiz about... me!

1. Which song have I infamously bragged about getting 100% on Guitar Hero?
a) Laid To Rest
b) Killer Queen
c) Message In A Bottle
d) Through The Fire & The Flames

2. What reality TV Show am I currently obsessed with?
a) RuPaul's Drag Race
b) The Bachelor
c) Married At First Sight
d) The Voice

3. As at February 2019, how much weight have I lost since July of last year?
a) 3kgs
b) 4kgs
c) 5kgs
d) 6kgs

4. What is my favourite game on Jackbox?
a) Fibbage
b) Quiplash
c) Trivia Murder Party
d) You Don't Know Jack

5. What did I just have for dinner?
a) Chicken Nuggets and BBQ sauce
b) Chicken Nuggets and Tartare Sauce
c) Chicken Nuggets and Aoli
d) Chicken Nuggets and Sweet n Sour sauce
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Misheard lyrics Elton John edition:

"Hold me close and tie me down, sir"

"She's got electric boobs, you know they're smooth"

Lol... what???
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MrCraigKnows
MrCraigKnows: Lol!!!
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: I not only laughed out loud... I did numerous nose exhales...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Finally had something to do!!

Albeit it wasn't work related... but still got something to keep me occupied!
Walk down to the super market to buy my Dad a box of Coriander flakes! I guess the joys of working for your relatives at their house!

Plus, it's so warm today that Dad gave me a $10 note to use and told me to "get yourself an ice cream for your trouble!"

Hehe
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: At office job again today... It's VERY warm in my office but also VERY quiet (for me anyways... physio has a completely full day...)

Thus far the most exciting thing to have happened has been my Step Mother misspelling someone's surname in a message she left for me to deal with... Long time client too... was VERY surprised by this... Poor chap had to spell out his last name for me...

Apart from that... I am having coffee number 3... it's 10.20am... I'm probably going to fall asleep
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: STILL NOTHING HAS HAPPENED...
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Thought this was amusing and interesting...

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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: soooo interesting!
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Back at home now...

Was so hungry I made myself four hot dogs...

I'm fat what's your excuse?
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brwndude
brwndude: Pretty lady
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: this is an old pic... why are you commenting on it? Do I know you?
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: My boss (and also my Step Mother) has fallen asleep...

We're still in office hours and her next client is due to come in 30 mins...

What do I do? Laugh? Gently wake her up? Complain about the level of unprofessionalism? Lol... I'm so darn lost!

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dissimulate
dissimulate: slap her.
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Lol! Only in my most happy of dreams! Turns out I didn't need to, when I went to tell her that her client was here, she was already awake and doing a lame quiz!
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Songbird_nz changed her profile picture: 3 years ago Report
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johncheese
johncheese: very nice
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brwndude
brwndude: Mm like the red lipstick
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: who are you???
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Funny....

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