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SorcererOfMadness
SorcererOfMadness: I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me... lol Enjoy the rest of your day!
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Ellie_SP 4 years ago ReplyReport
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Northern_man
Northern_man: Things that make you go Hmmmmm🤔
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sweete1971
sweete1971: And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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lucrezialuc
lucrezialuc: 🤣🤣
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Morningdew101
Morningdew101: lol...liked that
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WarriorMouse 4 years ago ReplyReport
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: ha ha
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dippyfem
dippyfem: Lol a hearse in the car pool lane
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