 Friends         |  southern77: for earth day ... 1 day ago • Report • Link   0 southern77: biden and his limo driver headed to a conference one day, well on the way the driver made a wrong turn somewhere and they end up lost on a back road. now they're going down this back road as driver looking at this navigation system to try to figure out how to get back to the main road when a donkey ran in front of him and he hit that donkey with the car and killed that donkey graveyard dead he turned around and he said biden there's a house right there do you think I should drive up that driveway and that way you can get out and tell them that we killed the donkey if that's theirs then biden says sure, as we drove up to the house said and you are to be the one that gets out and tell them that you killed that donkey because you killed the donkey not me. well he said okay and he drives up there as he goes up and knocks on the door they actually invite the driver in and after a couple hours or so he finally comes back out and biden says...man what took you so long in there the driver says those are some of the nicest people ever met, when they invited me in they offered me some iced tea and since they were just sitting down for supper they invited me to eat ... after i even had a couple of cold ones with the man and he even offered me to have sex with his wife.. biden then looks astonished and asked what in the world did you say to them ... driver replies well i just said that i am your limo driver and I just killed the jackass.  Chad_: One of my all-time favorite albums you could listen to every song was awesome....Their name is what kept them from getting their just playing time on the FM dial... |
