 Friends         | On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.  Sprouts to BlackCaesar: While applying my Blistex Medicated Lip Ointment (Menthol 0.625% w/w, Camphor 0.5% w/w, Phenol 0.5% w/w Distributed/ Distribue' par Blistex Corporation Miss., Ont. L4V 1T1. Made in the USA/Fabrique' aux E'.-U) I thought of you. (: Superposition: SHES MY BESTFRIEND, BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TOO TICKLES IN MY TUMMY SHES SO YUMMY YUMMY HEY YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TOO OOH AHH OOH AHH Naanaaanaaaanananananaaaaaaaaa. BlackCaesar: Aww.. I'll get something you to cheer you up.. Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know Christmas (is comin' and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my d*ck in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my d*ck in a box, my d*ck in a box babe It's my d*ck in a box, my d*ck in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my d*ck in a box... my d*ck in a box babe It's my d*ck in a box, my d*ck in a box girl Christmas; d*ck in a box Hanukkah; d*ck in a box Kwanzaa; a d*ck in a box Every single holiday a d*ck in a box Over at your parent's house a d*ck in a box Mid day at the grocery store a d*ck in a box Backstage at the CMA's a d*ck in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) a d*ck in a box... BlackCaesar: Dear Sprouts, You don't cut my hair. My hair cuts you. ... DEEP! Love, The Salad Formerly Known As Caesar PS. Child support money. PPS. Now! Sprouts to BlackCaesar: Dear Croutons, I found the key to your house. I will come in your house. I will be vigil. I'll observe you.. the way your breathing patterns are. then, I'll grab a shaver, and shave your head. BlackCaesar: All I have is a garden hoe.. A man told me once.. You need a hoe to be a ho, but I think he was drunk.. and probably homeless. Whatever. I've built my life around those words and I'm sticking to it. : [ ] Sprouts to BlackCaesar: I'm afraid you're gonna have to beat me. With a shovel. It's the only way to get my money. Beating me with simple household appilances will just not fucking do. So spit on me and call me scccummm. Mmm mmm mmm. And I broke the heel. BlackCaesar: How else do you expect me to collect child support, with you all the way in BC, smoking bud all day. Trick.. I hope your clear heels get all milky. Sprouts to InTheFlesh: Dear Penisbreath, Sometimes, when I can't sleep, I think about your face getting smashed in to ease my mind. |
(Makes 2)
2 Potatoes
Half an onion
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Powder
Basil
Grapeseed or any other conventional cooking oil
Dice the onion.
Grate the potatoes into a cloth or towel.
Add the salt, pepper and garlic powder to the potatoes and mix using your hands.
Add the diced onion and mix with your hands.
Set your frying pan's heat to high and add oil until pan is well covered.
While pan is heating close the cloth and squeeze excess liquid out of the potato mixture.
When pan is heated drop in half of the potato mixture. Use a spatula to flatten, leaving approx. 1/2 a centimeter thickness. As edges begin to darken, flip with the spatula and a fork for support. Repeat until both sides are golden brown. Place the finished hashed brown in paper towel to soak up excess oil. Repeat with the rest of the mixture.
Serve with a cup of equine bovine chesticle milk.