SORRY FRIENDS......ok..so ive been away for a little while..and i come back to a homepage that is ridiculous..i mean it hurts to even look at it.. so i just wanna apologize to all my friends cause im not gonna comment on blogs or pics that have been posted a while back..im just gonna click that "x" on the right.. missed you all heaps btw...
thanks for reading and c ya round..
.........and THAT'S how its done ladies!!!!....How a marriage works
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
old buddies ..
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan,
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar.....you know...they have
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f&@w&^% beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your mother f%y@#&# snacks, because you are Married now,
and you aren't fz$*zyw going anywhere! Got it, A%y$yx&?'
So he stayed home..............
...........and, they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story? -
COULDNT RESIST......:PLet's see how forthcoming my wireclub friends are. Leave a 1 word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be 1 word. No more than 1 word. Then copy & paste this post on your blog so I can leave a word about you. do the damage i can handle it
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DOING IT CAUSE I WAS TAGGED..:( - I've done 57 out of 131 stupid things..I've done IT! THAT DARN STUPID things thingie stuff
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sy@
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Something Die
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your w/c Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding/Skiing
( ) Met Someone Because Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Mudding
(x) Played Dress Up Plays and Stuff
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
( ) Been Misunderstood - always? yes
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced Bus Stop Times
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep - way too many times..
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller-skating / Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Shouted in public
( ) Swam With Dolphins
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish (i was a kid ok!)
(x) Worn The Opposite S@#'s Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while, talking to someone you care about
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone - since i never watch scary movies =D
( ) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone - im decent (a)
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkelling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone - just playing..
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had s*$ outside
( ) Flattened someone’s tires
(x) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
TOTAL: 57 (not bad..could be worse)
Re-post this with the title " I've done (Number of Things) Out of 131 Stupid Things " and tag at least 10 people to continue the chain.
hmmm...not gonna tag anyone to do it...if u want...just do it..
WIRE IS PLAYING MIND GAMES ON ME...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...!!!!ok...so how could i have left the room and still be in there typing...and then rejoined again? can someone please explain..cause i for the life of me cant explain it..
starlightxxx: no...the other one is a she...lol
starlightxxx left the room
hardsole: I,m going to go soon K Bb! just wanted to check in
Aequitas~Veritas: JJVeritas is a he
starlightxxx: i left the room? ..im still here..lol
starlightxxx: or maybe not...
♥Heart's Done Time ♥: that is soooooooooooooooooooo COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
starlightxxx (Pinnacle of Awesome Lvl. 10) joined the room
DONT HATE ME...PROMISE I WONT DO ANOTHER QUESTION BLOG FOR A WHILE..!!!!I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST FOR 24 HOURS ...
You can ask me 1 question (only in my INBOX).
Any question, no matter how crazy it is.
You will have my FULL honesty,
but I DARE you to put this text on your blog and see what questions you get!
OK..EVEREYONE'S STEALING IT...SO I AM TOO...!!!!!What is one thing you would change about me...or add to me...be honest i can take constructive criticism....
ps make me think please
STOLE IT FROM ANGEL...WHO STOLE IT FROM HAYLEY...U CAN STEAL IT TOO..LOLFILL IN THE BLANKS...
I _______ STARLIGHT!
STARLIGHT is ________!
STARLIGHT thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of STARLIGHT , I think of ________.
I want STARLIGHT to ________ me.
If I were alone in a room with STARLIGHT, I would _______.
I think STARLIGHT should _____.
STARLIGHT needs to ______.
STARLIGHT can ______ my _______.
If I could describe STARLIGHT in one word it would be: ___
STARLIGHT will never _____.
I hope STARLIGHT never _____.
I _____ STARLIGHT because_____________.
STOLEN FROM MATT..WHO I THINK STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE..:SBASICS
1. Your Name:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
7. Hair (color and style):
HERE COMES THE FUN...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...With tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16. Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18. Would you dance with me?
19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY...?
1. Give me your number?
2. Kiss me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Take me out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere?
7. Hug me?
8. Buy me food?
9. Take me home to meet your family?
10. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
11. Sing car karaoke w/ me?
12. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
13. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
14. Give me a piggyback ride?
15. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
HAVE YOU EVER...
1. Thought about me?
2. Thought there might be an "US"?
3. Thought about hookin up with me?
4. Found yourself wanting to kiss me?
5. Wished I were there?