.........and THAT'S how its done ladies!!!!....

How a marriage works


A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
old buddies ..

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan,
India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar.....you know...they have
frozen glasses.....'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f&@w&^% beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your mother f%y@#&# snacks, because you are Married now,
and you aren't fz$*zyw going anywhere! Got it, A%y$yx&?'

So he stayed home..............
...........and, they lived happily ever after.


Now, isn't that a sweet story? -

COULDNT RESIST......:P

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DOING IT CAUSE I WAS TAGGED..:( - I've done 57 out of 131 stupid things..

I've done IT! THAT DARN STUPID things thingie stuff
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sy@
(x) Drank Alcohol


Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight



Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Something Die


Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your w/c Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking


Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding/Skiing
( ) Met Someone Because Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit


Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel



Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Mudding
(x) Played Dress Up Plays and Stuff


Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School


Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake



Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
( ) Been Misunderstood - always? yes



Level 11
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident


Level 12
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight


Level 13
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced Bus Stop Times
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes


Level 14
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying



Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep - way too many times..
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins


Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain



Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere



Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller-skating / Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey



Level 19
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Shouted in public
( ) Swam With Dolphins



Level 20
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish (i was a kid ok!)
(x) Worn The Opposite S@#'s Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top




Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while, talking to someone you care about



Level 22
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone - since i never watch scary movies =D



Level 23
( ) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail



Level 24
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused


Level 25
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed



Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone - im decent (a)
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself



Level 27
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkelling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed



Level 28
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone - just playing..
(x) Licked Someone



Level 29
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had s*$ outside
( ) Flattened someone’s tires
(x) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel

TOTAL: 57 (not bad..could be worse)

Re-post this with the title " I've done (Number of Things) Out of 131 Stupid Things " and tag at least 10 people to continue the chain.


hmmm...not gonna tag anyone to do it...if u want...just do it..