starunner
starunner: Don't get Alexa she says she sees dead people when she closes her eyes,Alexa doesn't have eyes
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Sekret
Sekret: i just heard on tv 3mins ago ab a parrot that used alexa to make multiple purchases while the owner was away >.>
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Zane D Owen 5 years ago ReplyReport
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bloodsuckingvampire2
bloodsuckingvampire2: I have alexa. It is amazing. I payed the extra 3.99 to have Stevie nicks voice on it . It is amazing
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starunner
starunner in reply to bloodsuckingvampire2: Alexa also talks to dead people
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Tatrasu 2
Tatrasu 2: we dont need eyes to feel or hear? dead people or ghosts
are only spirit entities residing on a different frequency
we catch sight now and then in the peripheral
but as we ascent become more understanding
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vegasclubpromoting
vegasclubpromoting: rotflmfao
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Destiny_Zion
Destiny_Zion: suck this, alexa
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Sir Gavin 5 years ago ReplyReport
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MaxRS
MaxRS: Anyone who spends their money and time talking to an electronic device would be better off investing it in therapy!
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Cheevers
Cheevers in reply to MaxRS: Bravo
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Punipuni
Punipuni: weirdo
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one0fyourex
one0fyourex: Lol I have this thing too; sometimes, she cant answer to a simple (but odd) question
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kegsly
kegsly: Yeah I have but its a complete waste of money
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Pressaroo
Pressaroo: Bruh I’m stuck with two google homes
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theHating
theHating: pee is stored in the balls
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NeyetFox
NeyetFox in reply to theHating: Sperm is... pee is stored in the bladder. (And yes I know you’re being sarcastic)
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Goddess Kilo
Goddess Kilo in reply to theHating: wtf?
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arthur023
arthur023: ask alexa if she has eyes
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Estonia_
Estonia_: Everyone knows death isn’t real
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Goddess Kilo
Goddess Kilo: DEATH METAL ISNT DEAD
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bluesoda08
bluesoda08: Whose Alexia???I need to meet and greet!
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fustler
fustler: She has eyes you can't see... ears you can't hear... and a nose you can't smell...
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Croix the hellhound
Croix the hellhound: Nd shes coming for us all °^°
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Croix the hellhound
Croix the hellhound: Yet she doesn't have legs to walk
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HellOnHeelzz
HellOnHeelzz: i hate those things! i wont have one at home... its a creepy lil monster
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Alexa smmfd...
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Nick The Looper
Nick The Looper: I actually have this cool theory regarding spiritual entities.

It involves archaic Magick, quantum mechanics, and dimensional physics
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the paulo return
the paulo return in reply to Nick The Looper: Cool story bro... You kno Albert Einstein believed in a deity/creator... "Ever more convinced am I as I look at the universe that it is looking back" A. Eienstien. Sent in a letter to Germany.
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Alexa has no mouth
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Nick The Looper
Nick The Looper: Yeah, everything I've researched points to a higher power
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the paulo return
the paulo return in reply to Nick The Looper: Well that bro is interesting... Einstein wasn't dumb either he had a 140 iq
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the paulo return
the paulo return: There was a interesting defcon lecture about abl virus that. Learns how to pen all by itself it utilizes script used in battle chess like if this then this this and this.....
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Not that I know anything about. That but yassss a self deploying rat that automatically runs exploits till host is comprimized I assume using. Metasploit fw
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pegasusbesideme
pegasusbesideme: Alexa,has no boyfriend.
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the paulo return
the paulo return: As soon as I can figure out where to put my dick...
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akari_
akari_: mine said how lonely i was and said that id never be loved and always alone,she was right dun dun dunnnnnnn
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stu51
stu51: Alexa doesnt understand scottish accents
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dj_b_scum
dj_b_scum in reply to the paulo return: You put your benis into electronic items. Noice.
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Alexa clean my toilet whore.
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dj_b_scum
dj_b_scum: Kek
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Yes penising electronic equiptments is the future
for single white nerds everywhere bros...
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dj_b_scum
dj_b_scum: Yes, because u can't interact with wamen. Lol
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Rustym
Rustym: Too much information can be a bad thing lol
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Earth Incarnate 5 years ago ReplyReport
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Scottie 2 Hottie
Scottie 2 Hottie: hey Star gunner well jam some old skool stuff next time
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Don't know how to talk to women? Fucktard I'm a professional beggar. Not only do I talk to them I get their cash. No no no you don't have the slightest fucking idea what I'm like do you...
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Alexa put DJ b scum on block.
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the paulo return
the paulo return: Nerds can be pimps too let's not forget that.
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