I Might Not Be Gone From WireClub For A While

I just wanted to let all of my good friends here in WireClub know that I don't really have anything going on right now, so in all likelihood, I'm not going to be gone for a while. I'll be right here as always.

Not really going anywhere.

Just wanted to tell everyone so that they'd know that as usual, nothing's going on and I'm still right here.

(laughs)

I Am Pissed Off! ... #$%!&%$(+#@

I walked into the bank this afternoon, to get some cash for a poker game I'm going to on Saturday. When I emerged three minutes later, I found that someone had done this to my car, and simply driven away:

(see picture)

I AM PISSED OFF!

Karma & I Explore The Limits Of Stupidity, And Find That There Is No Limit

Karma stumbled across a room called "Fresh Tender Pink Teen Puss." It was created by "Da Beast," who obviously had multiple server's working, as there were several versions of him working the room at the same time. (see the PrintScreen below of the room - before reading further, go on and tap your "end" key to take you to the bottom of the blog, and click the pic to see it) He was obviously a guy, but was attempting to portray himself as a 19 year old female. Karma sent me a message, advising me that this was something that might amuse me. She was correct. Shortly after I arrived in the room, Karma and I began … well, let’s just say we were sort of carrying on, being weird in our own weird way.

Da Beast was interested in keeping Karma around, but kicked me out in short order. I switched into my Biff DeBoffe costume, and re-entered the room, this time making sure to keep a running copy/paste of the room text going. At that point, Karma and I set a goal for ourselves: to try to empty the room out, not by being abusive, or otherwise unpleasant to the few room occupants, but to just be so … WEIRD that people would be alienated. It was our way of being, admittedly, petty with Da Beast.

After Biff got kicked, Karma also copied the text to try to keep continuity, but being a reasonable person, she’d had about as much of Da Beast as she could stomach. She did, however, manage to copy a little bit of Da Beast being repulsive with someone before she was overcome by revulsion and had to leave. I re-entered as "Holly_Dont_Kick_Me", yet another profile I've used to goof off with in the past. With Karma having left, I just decided to throw a pie in Da Beast's face and get kicked as quickly as possible.

Remember, Biff DeBoffe and Holly_Dont_Kick_Me are both, in fact, StuckInTheSixties. The copied transcript begins with Biff (that's me, remember) typically being himself ... totally oversexed.)

Here now, I present … Da Beast, and his lovely room ...

Biff_DeBoffe: Wanna boff, Karma?

Karma: Do you have a nice car?

Da_Beast: maddog

Da_Beast: who r u?

Da_Beast: this is n00n

maddog_72: Karma..are u only 15 too????????

misshoasis: ok have a great night people!!!

misshoasis: bye

misshoasis left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: I have a Gremlin, a vintage Gremlin

aponben (Member Lvl. 1) joined the room

Karma: What color?

Biff_DeBoffe: Fluorescent Green! Booger color!

Da_Beast2: yuck

Karma: Does it have a radio?

maddog_72: ha ha hah

aponben: hey ya!!!

Da_Beast2: green never was a good color

Biff_DeBoffe: It has AM radio only

Da_Beast2: meh u get wowo with am

Karma: Is it clean?

maddog_72: da_beasts are only 15....btw

gasoline: what kind of room name is this,

Da_Beast2: lol im not 15 dumbass

Karma: I think it's English

maddog_72: yes u are u told someone that that was in here earlier

Biff_DeBoffe: Except for the spider webs, the months-old junk-food wrappers, and used condoms ... otherwise, it’s pretty clean

maddog_72: ha ha ha ha

mailani left the room

Karma: Will you buy me booze?

maddog_72 has been suspended

maddog_72 left the room

Da_Beast4 (New Member) joined the room

Biff_DeBoffe: I will buy you booze

Da_Beast4: hmmm

Karma: I like apple wine

Da_Beast4: wow

Biff_DeBoffe: I will buy you apple wine

Biff_DeBoffe: because it's so divine

Da_Beast4: can i have some too?

Biff_DeBoffe: I drink it all the time

Biff_DeBoffe: Sometimes with a slice of lime

Karma: And after we boff I need you not to tell anyone

Da_Beast2: really can u do it for me

Karma: Except my ex, Danny

Biff_DeBoffe: OK. It'll be our secret, ours and Danny's

aponben left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: Can we get Danny in on the boffing?

Karma: Danny's a dork. You'd need a microscope

Biff_DeBoffe: I'll do the "pitching" ... Danny can do the "catching"

Karma: He's out in left field

Biff_DeBoffe: I need a new color ... (NOTE TO READER: I THEN CHANGED MY FONT TO PINK HERE)

Biff_DeBoffe: I feel so … feminine

Karma: Nice

Karma: When we boff, can I pretend to be the boy?

Biff_DeBoffe: Sure. Do you have a strap-on?

Da_Beast4: i do

Karma: Just an elastic belt, but my pants are not gonna fall down

Biff_DeBoffe: *rummages through big "s^# toy" trunk* .... Ahhh! I found it!

Karma: Does your strap-on have a nickname?

Biff_DeBoffe: “Reuben”

Biff_DeBoffe: It's "ribbed for her pleasure" ... I hope you'll appreciate that

Karma: I like my Reuben with a pickle and chips

Biff_DeBoffe: It's very pickle-like ... the chips you'll have to come up with on your own

Biff_DeBoffe: Ever been tickled with a pickle?

Karma: No, but once encumbered with a cucumber

Biff_DeBoffe: I seem to have driven into a creative cul-de-sac

AceLove (Super Elite Member Lvl. 8) joined the room

Da_Beast4: Too Much Pink (NOTE TO READER: DA_BEAST4 THEN CHANGES HIS PINK FONT COLOR TO YELLOW)

Da_Beast4: there

Biff_DeBoffe: Eeeewwww!

Da_Beast4: f&wy u

Biff_DeBoffe: Eeeewwww! Baby poop yellow font! Eeeeewwww!

Da_Beast2: ≫≫

Da_Beast2: ≫≫

Da_Beast2: ≪≪

Karma: Well that Gremlin has a tight turn radius

Biff_DeBoffe: but my Gremlin doesn't have power steering, so turning around is a b%z^%

Da_Beast4 left the room

Karma: I type the way a h^$*~% mows lawns

Da_Beast2: u know how

Da_Beast: Karma

Karma: Yes, Beast?

Biff_DeBoffe: *slams the Gremlin into a Caddy*

Da_Beast: why did god invent men?

hotterandsportier left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: *backs the Gremlin into a VW van*

avanti357 (New Member) joined the room

Da_Beast: cause vibrators don't mow the lawn.

Karma: Spider killing

Biff_DeBoffe: *rams the Gremlin into a Datsun*

avanti357: just wanted to say this room name made me actually lol

Da_Beast: lol

Biff_DeBoffe: *backs the Gremlin into a Saab*

Karma: Better a Saab than an SOB

avanti357 left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: *drives the Gremlin into a fire hydrant*

Biff_DeBoffe: *abandons the Gremlin*

Biff_DeBoffe: Now I'm driving a Ford Poontang

Karma: Manual?

Biff_DeBoffe: Stick shift, baby! Stick shift!

Karma: Don't grind your gears

Biff_DeBoffe: “Four on the floor,” so to speak!

Biff_DeBoffe: Can I polish your bumpers?

52benn (New Member) joined the room

Biff_DeBoffe: Baby, extend my antenna!

Karma: I need a good wax job

Biff_DeBoffe: *waxes Karma*

52benn left the room

honeycone11 (Respected Member Lvl. 4) joined the room

Karma: I want to be able to see myself in me when you are done

♥נυggαℓєттє♥ (New Member) joined the room

Biff_DeBoffe: so stick your head up your ass ... (laughs)

Biff_DeBoffe: if that's physiologically possible ...

Whoa_Now (New Member) joined the room

Karma: Whoa Now

honeycone11: hello peoples

Whoa_Now: whats good

Biff_DeBoffe: I once had s#& with a Portuguese contortionist who could actually stick his head up his ass

Necee_18: hi

♥נυggαℓєттє♥ left the room

honeycone11: hi

Da_Beast: hai

Da_Beast: oh nvm

Whoa_Now left the room

Da_Beast: honeycone is a f%y~z# obviously, a boy with that name...

Da_Beast: says it all.

axe (Pinnacle of Awesome Lvl. 10) joined the room

Karma: I know an unemployed contortionist. She is looking for a new position.

Biff_DeBoffe: Hey axe!

axe: hello pplz

Necee_18: lol da beast

Biff_DeBoffe: *grabs crotch* I got your new position .... right here!

Biff_DeBoffe: I like pretzels

honeycone11: no im not

Da_Beast: ...

Karma: Mustard is hot

Da_Beast: honestly,

Da_Beast: read the chats name

Da_Beast: yet u talk about pretzels etc.

Biff_DeBoffe: I’ve also talked about my Gremlin

Karma:

Biff_DeBoffe:

Da_Beast: dont fy$x^z^ emote spam

Da_Beast: or ill ban ur ass from the chat

Biff_DeBoffe: sorry ...

Karma: How come no room about Stale Tough Blue Teen Puss?

Da_Beast: idk?

Biff_DeBoffe:

Da_Beast: Karma u a girl irl?

Biff_DeBoffe:

Karma: Afraid so

Da_Beast: ¿

Biff_DeBoffe:

Da_Beast: proof pls

♥נυggαℓєттє♥ (New Member) joined the room

Da_Beast: ur profile has no pics of u

Biff_DeBoffe:

Karma: lol

Karma: DNA results?

Biff_DeBoffe: Hahahahaha

Da_Beast: just things like off google

Biff_DeBoffe: Hahahahahahahaha

Da_Beast: and www.lolcats.com

Da_Beast: wait

Da_Beast: DNA results?

Da_Beast: I can give you some DNA

Da_Beast: we can test the kid's dna

Biff_DeBoffe: Wow, Beastie! What a smooth line

Da_Beast: to get yours

Da_Beast: make it more pleasurable

Da_Beast: lolol

Biff_DeBoffe: A VERY smooth line! You're so suave!

Da_Beast: im just messin

Da_Beast2: lol

Da_Beast2: yea sure

Da_Beast: if i wanted 2 be a smartass id say sumthin like

Da_Beast: if you were my homework id do you every night

Biff_DeBoffe: Wow! That one was even smoother! James Bond smooth!

Da_Beast2: lol

Da_Beast: I just put you on the top of my to do list.

Karma: If I were Moneypenny, I'd be creaming

honeycone11: lez

Da_Beast2: and if beast was a doller hed be spent XD

Biff_DeBoffe: If I were Ian Fleming, I'd be slitting my wrists

Karma: If i were Ian Fleming I'd be punding on my coffin lid

Karma: *Pounding

Biff_DeBoffe: Correct spelling: pounding

Biff_DeBoffe: Hahahaha! Too quick for me!

Da_Beast2: hm...

Da_Beast2: if i was onision id be giving an emo kid a knife so he could be happy

Biff_DeBoffe: Moneypenny, you NEED a good pounding

Biff_DeBoffe: My Aston Martin has an e%zy*z~w*&x seat ... ur ... I mean, ejection seat

Karma: You'll have to get to the back of the Q, Bond

Biff_DeBoffe: I've been to Q's back many a time

Karma: Yes, I heard about your gadget

shanadancer left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: It's supposed to be a secret. I am James Bond, after all

Karma: I've heard it's the size of a pen

Biff_DeBoffe: It’s small, I admit, but it emits toxic gas

♥נυggαℓєттє♥ left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: among other emissions

Da_Beast2 left the room

realmanyea555 (New Member) joined the room

ck1963 (Established Member Lvl. 2) joined the room

realmanyea555 left the room

Karma: Boondogle, James Boondogle

Biff_DeBoffe: DeBoffe, Biff DeBoffe

Necee_18 left the room

Karma: You seem a bit over sexed, Biff

Biff_DeBoffe: Do I?

ck1963 left the room

suntansuperman left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: *strokes self*

Karma: Nope, you're not over it yet.

Biff_DeBoffe: Wait ... Wait .... Ahhhhhh!

Biff_DeBoffe: Wait ....

Biff_DeBoffe: Okay ... thought I had another one, but it was a false alarm

axe left the room

Karma: Whew. Scared me with the pregnant pause

Biff_DeBoffe: *farts*

Biff_DeBoffe: I can hear crickets farting

Karma: There's a cul-de-sac I shan't enter

oxar050 (Super VIP Member Lvl. 6) joined the room

Biff_DeBoffe: breet breet .. (fart) .... breet breet .. (fart) .... breet breet .. (fart) .... breet breet .. (fart) .... breet breet .. (fart) .... breet breet .. (fart) ....

oxar050 left the room

Karma: Best gaseous cricket I have heard in ages

Biff_DeBoffe: Karma?

itsrandee (Respected Member Lvl. 4) joined the room

Karma: Yes?

itsrandee left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: Wanna boff again?

Karma: Do you have a cool house?

Biff_DeBoffe: I have a sweet "crib" as the kids say

Karma: I need a full sized bed

AceLove left the room

Biff_DeBoffe: I have an oversized custom built baby crib!

Karma: I don't change diapers

Karma: In fact I've been wearing these same ones for ages

Biff_DeBoffe: I promise not to poop in my diaper

Karma: Well you can't poop in mine

Biff_DeBoffe: Ooops! Broke my promise!

Da_Beast: u all

Biff_DeBoffe: U Haul?

Karma: Haul and Oats

Da_Beast: W.H.A.T. .I.N. .T.H.E. .F.U.C.K. .K.I.N.D. .O.F. C.O.N.V.E.R.S.A.T.I.O.N. .I.S. T.H.I.S. ¿ ¿ ¿ ? ? ? ≪¤≫¿≪¤≫

Karma: Foreplay?

Biff_DeBoffe: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy ...

Karma: But it's not too good. So maybe threeplay?

Da_Beast: nty

Karma: You can say that again

Da_Beast: nty

Biff_DeBoffe: Pee play

Karma: I saw that play. The actors were all pissed.

Biff_DeBoffe has been suspended

Biff_DeBoffe left the room

Da_Beast: :O

Da_Beast: lol

Da_Beast: hes being a pedophile f@$

Jlove09 (Established Member Lvl. 2) joined the room

NOTE TO READERS: KARMA LEFT THE ROOM WHILE I CHANGED INTO MY Holly_Dont_Kick_Me PROFILE.

Welcome to the chat room Fresh Tender Pink Teen Puss
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!

Holly_Dont_Kick_Me: hello?

suntansuperman (Upcoming Member Lvl. 3) joined the room

Holly_Dont_Kick_Me: What's with this room?

Holly_Dont_Kick_Me: Da Beast, Blow me, blow me right here on the trunk of my Gremlin!

Holly_Dont_Kick_Me:

Da_Beast: its for h&$~% teenagers who want to have ograsms

Biff_DeBoffe has been suspended

Biff_DeBoffe left the room

NOTE TO READERS: KARMA THEN RETURNED, AND COPIED THE TEXT OF ME BEING KICKED, ALONG WITH THE FOLLOWING:

suntansuperman: ok

suntansuperman: so do u wanna see me on cam da beast?

Da_Beast: umm

Da_Beast: i'd say yes

Da_Beast: but

suntansuperman: ...

Da_Beast: i've got a px*%^ between my legs atm

Da_Beast: Karma

Da_Beast: will you play with my p~^y$?

NOTE TO READER: KARMA LEFT AFTER THAT LITTLE PROPOSAL, AND I'D RUN OUT OF PROFILES

END OF STUPID TRANSCRIPT

PLEASE FORGIVE ME

(laughs)

Did anyone actually read the entire thing? I doubt it.

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Any suggestions?

Er ... any suggestions of books/authors to add to this list?

Famous Fake Boobs

What celebrities have fake boobs? Tell me. Let's start with probably the most well known fake boobs on the planet:

Pamela Anderson

Who else has fake boobs?

Invasion Of The Ladybugs!

More Fun With "gary" The Slave

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An Encounter With CheeseburgerMAN's Slave

An hour or so ago, my Home page showed CheeseburgerMAN had posted a couple of PrintScreens of this knothead named "gary." gary fancies himself a "slave." Cheese's PrintScreens of his encounter with gary were quite amusing.

Shortly after that, I saw that gary had a room going, occupied by himself, alone. I decided to test drive the slave:

Top Ten List Of The Most Annoying People In WireClub

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10. [name withheld]
9. [name withheld]
8. [name withheld]
7. [name withheld]
6. [name withheld]
5. [name withheld]
4. [name withheld]
3. [name withheld]
2. [name withheld]

And the number one Most Annoying Person In WireClub ...

1. StuckInTheSixties