 Blog PostsFriends         | A Preview Of A Soon-To-Come ProjectI've been compiling a bunch of stuff relating to this group of people from Ghana who have been constantly messaging me (and others) as part of some sort of "lonely hearts" scam they have going. Included in the huge collection of crap I've accumulated in this endeavor is a bunch of very silly conversations that I've had. Here's just one: Mdonkoh80: hello handsome SITS: Hi Beautiful! Mdonkoh80: How are you doing there ! SITS: Not bad. What's up? Mdonkoh80: Cool Mdonkoh80: what are you up to ?? SITS: I was just waxing my yak. Mdonkoh80: Ok Mdonkoh80: and what are you looking for from this site?? SITS: I'm looking for other yak-waxers. Mdonkoh80: what ?? Mdonkoh80: brb SITS: Hurry back, Beautiful! Mdonkoh80: i'm back ! SITS: Oh, goodie! Mdonkoh80: Ok Mdonkoh80: so are you single ?? SITS: Of course. No self-respecting yak-waxer would be attached. SITS: An attached yak-waxer is just whack. Mdonkoh80: Ok Mdonkoh80: do you have yahoo address Mdonkoh80: that we can talk there Mdonkoh80:! SITS: Of course. But it's broken. They won't let me back there. Mdonkoh80: but,I think you can create new one !! SITS: No, when I try, some guy comes on the computer, and curses at me. It's humiliating. Mdonkoh80: Nver just try for me so that we will get to know each from there !! SITS: Every time I try, it just makes things worse. Mdonkoh80: Okay ! so will you like me create one for you ?? SITS: Ever had your yak waxed? SITS: Sure. Go ahead. Mdonkoh80: Are you going to use it after i finish creating ?? SITS: I'll try. But there's the problem with the cursing guy. Mdonkoh80: Who are the guys SITS: His name is Scrotum Itchy. Mdonkoh80: Ohh ok Mdonkoh80: ok what name do you want me to use in creating the profil SITS: Harry Ballsack. Mdonkoh80: Is that your full name SITS: That's my professional name. Mdonkoh80: Ohh is a great name indeed SITS: It's a good name for a yak-waxer. Mdonkoh80: Lol SITS: Have you ever had your yak waxed? Mdonkoh80: LoL Mdonkoh80: ok im done ! SITS: You are? I'm still workin' on it ... won't be long ... ** waxes yak ** Mdonkoh80: i just create one for you SITS: Oh goodie! Mdonkoh80: should i give that to you SITS: Give it to me! Give it to me hard! Give it to me ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mdonkoh80: harryballsack@yahoo.co.uk Mdonkoh80: and you password is Mdonkoh80: firstlover SITS: What a boring password ... I'd have gone with something like Dick_Hertz. SITS: Or Yak_Waxer. Mdonkoh80: just log in so that we cab chat from theree Mdonkoh80: Ok then you can change it if you wnat to SITS: Okay, okay. Hang on ... Mdonkoh80: ok Mdonkoh80: my address is Mdonkoh80: [redacted]@yahoo.co.uk SITS: Okay, [redacted]. Email sent. Mdonkoh80: [redacted] Mdonkoh80: add me on yha Mdonkoh80: yahoo SITS: Yeah, yeah, yeah ... hang on ... Mdonkoh80: Okay SITS: I'm unfamiliar with yahoo. I use Yakmail. Mdonkoh80: so what is your yahoo address SITS: You gave me the damn thing. It's hairyballsack@yahoo.com ... I think. Mdonkoh80: okNo Mdonkoh80: harryballsack@yahoo.co.uk SITS: no ... sorry ... (laughs) "Harry" ... not Hairy. ... right you got it. SITS: I'm looking at my Inbox (not an innuendo), right now. Mdonkoh80: ok SITS: You should message me at my regular email. Mdonkoh80: Yes i did SITS: No, let me give you my address, okay? Mdonkoh80: ok SITS: dick_hertz@yakmail.com Mdonkoh80: so what of the other one i create for you Mdonkoh80: i sent you mail now SITS: dick_hertz Mdonkoh80: Yes SITS: dick_hertz@yakmail.com SITS: dick_hertz ... can you look at it? Mdonkoh80: Yes that is what i sent you the mail through SITS: Maybe dick_hertz has a virus Mdonkoh80: Yes Mdonkoh80: can you mail me now and i am going to reply you back SITS: I should get that "handled" ... Mdonkoh80: Ok i am waiting for a mail from you now SITS: Try yak_waxer@dick_hertz.com Mdonkoh80: ok SITS: The password is harry_ballsack Mdonkoh80: for which one SITS: (laughs) Take your pick SITS: It works just as good for either one. Mdonkoh80: Ohh c'mon be seriosu SITS: Try wax_dick@yak_hertz Mdonkoh80: Mdonkoh80: all is not working Mdonkoh80: can you mail me now Mdonkoh80: [redacted]@yahoo.co.uk Mdonkoh80: hello Note: the "harryballsack@yahoo.co.uk" email address actually had a four-digit number attached to it. That was removed. (Someone probably is using "harryballsack@yahoo.co.uk" as an actual email address, though.  ) PralineQueen: HAHAHAHAHA dear Jesus. Sits, you owe me for new pants because this made me pee on myself. 12 years ago • Report 0  StuckInTheSixties: I'm so proud! Plenty more where this came from. When I post the actual "project," it'll be actual PrintScreens of the Instant Messenger windows.  (Post deleted by staff ) bratty girl: bahahahahahahahahahaha "oh come on be serious" bahahahahahahahahahahaha i have tears streamin down ma face bahahahahahahahahaha StuckInTheSixties: That's the price they pay for trying to scam me. There will be many more of these in the future. They've given me a lot to work with.  jimmorrison90: Holy crap i almost died laughing when i read that.... "dick_hertz ... can you look at it?" best line in the whole thing StuckInTheSixties: (laughs) Actually, I think that "joking" request to "look at it" was totally inadvertant! |
