I love bacon. I'm a bacon ho. When the grease from the bacon splatters on you it's a blessing from the bacon gods. Don't piss off the bacon gods with smart bacon. Don't private message me. Interests | Body Type | Slim | Ethnicity | Other | Drinking Habits | Non-drinker | Sign | Pisces | Look | Less than average looks | Body Art | Multiple tattoos | Hair Color | Colorful | Eyes | Hazel | Living Situation | Living with kid(s) | Job | Personality | Children | I have children living with me | Spending Habits | I am cheap and I am proud of it | Sense of Humor | I am very sarcastic | Best Place to Live | Small town | Eating Habits | I enjoy food to its fullest | Height | 159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4") | Fashion | Casual (I'm usually in my jeans) | Pets | I like traditional pets | Political View | Don't care | Sexual Orientation | Heterosexual (straight) | |