Friends | When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from google know it's urgent. jgangsta_bakagin: ayo u black? 8 years ago • Report • Link 0 Tattooed Dude: FYI: If you play a Ke$ha song backwards, you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you hear Ke$ha. Tattooed Dude: When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver Tattooed Dude: Ummm, excuse me waiter... I'd like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram. Tattooed Dude: RECYCLING RULE 101: if no one saw what clothes you were wearing today, its totally fine to wear them again tomorrow. Tattooed Dude: Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you. View all 14 posts SweetPea2U: Notice he said, "keys into the door..." leaving the mystery open to what may happen NEXT!' Tattooed Dude: Do you ever go on Youtube just to watch a music video and then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe? |