Teeth McQueen Offline

100 In a relationship Male from Hartford       212
Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: Lol, you're awesome sarah. love this!
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needpeace6
needpeace6: Nice
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SleepAwake
SleepAwake: yesssss
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PsychicToilet
PsychicToilet: This is actually perfect.
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Sajuco
Sajuco: Yay! Now I can die.
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Timid Guttersnipe
Timid Guttersnipe: this whole stick people cool kid club is adorable.
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: Wait, pls don't die saaaaaj
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Bijou
Bijou: This is so accurate.
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Mew_
Mew_: what's up with the anorexic bobble head profile pics floating around wire?
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ImpulsiveSausage
ImpulsiveSausage: YouTube Always loved your band
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The Snow Queen
The Snow Queen: hehe thats funny
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BloodandChocolate
BloodandChocolate: stick figure beefy made me watch your video again.
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: ImpulsiveSausage looks like an EXACT combination between two of my ex boyfriends. I can prove this.
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ImpulsiveSausage
ImpulsiveSausage: So, you had you had to combine two guys to get the sexinesss*/awesomeness*/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-ness*, that is moi? I demand PROOF!














* Not guaranteed
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: well I can't just post their pics here. That's a violation of trust! Or past trust, or something. But I can prove it.
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: Also, yes, I had to combine two guys to make one that looked like you, but I also dumped both of them. Just a friendly reminder.
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Sajuco
Sajuco: He could have the best features of both though.
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: well, he didn't date me, so he's already missing their best features. BOOM.
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Sajuco
Sajuco: Hahaha. BO-frikken-OM.
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: I should have waited longer to make that comment, now the rest of the day will just be a disappointment.
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ImpulsiveSausage
ImpulsiveSausage: So much disappoint! and well Ive never known the feeling of being dumped(grade 6 doesnt count), so its in one ear out the other ;P . On the bright side, youre clever, and I can tolerate you, so were off to a great start!
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: We are? We aren't even wire friends yet...what scale are you basing this on? Also, it took everything in me not to correct your spelling errors just now. You're welcome.
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A_Muse_Mint101
A_Muse_Mint101: Fun key bin es ear...
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ImpulsiveSausage
ImpulsiveSausage: The scale in my brain (mind you Ive had a stroke so its questionable). Hell, give me a break, I've been working 14-17hr doubles every day straight since last friday. My mind and body are absolutely wrecked
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Emasculador
Emasculador: He could base it on the fact that you took the time to look through his pictures and conclude that he looks like your ex then feel the need to announce it. Also, his spelling isn't that bad. He's got "Your/You're" down and that's always a bonus.
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Skill Sawdomy
Skill Sawdomy: wtf. Why is this pedantic witch blathering on? Doesn't she have some hair to cut?
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Caligula the 2nd
Caligula the 2nd: Damn.. Sausage cock blocked himself. Online. Impressive.
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PsychicToilet
PsychicToilet: This picture has received far too many comments unrelated to the fact that this picture is perfect. Stay focused, people.
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: Well, actually, I would have been finished had you not felt the need to insult me, so really...I'm blathering on because of you, Jagged. You're welcome.
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen:

Amen "thena. Let's concentrate on the IMPORTANT things in life namely:

(1) 'thena's nails and general hot-pancake qualities,

(2) ImpulsiveSausage's magnificent hair,

(3) caligula's obsession with anal sex/latent homosexuality (things get better bro!),

(4) chris' endearingly repulsive misogyny,

(5) Luck's general awesomeness,

(6) Sarah's owl-fixing prowess and amazing stick-figure caricatures,

(7) Elle's desire to give me the silent treatment as of late ,

(8) Darshana's awesome new simpson's tattoo she won't show me,

(9) basically everything about Bijou,

(10) Messy's commitment to quit smoking if I stop buying leather shoes, and

(11) SleepAwake's lies about knowing all the words to the secret verse in the fresh prince of bel air theme, but totally dropping the ball on skype.

(12) Snow Queen being the hottest architect in all of whatever cool Scandinavian country she's from.

(13) anxiety about not buying anymore leather shoes (see #10 above)
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Luck_of_Eos
Luck_of_Eos: Before I even got to #13 I thought "Poor messy, she'll never quit smoking now."
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Caligula the 2nd
Caligula the 2nd: Teeth, as a response I have one thing to say, and I'll say it in voice form http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ButZWrqqUz
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ImpulsiveSausage
ImpulsiveSausage: Mc Queen, your comment threads are always entertaining.
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen in reply to ImpulsiveSausage: Your hair is always entertaining. HIGH FIVE!
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needpeace6
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