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waktola: CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either



CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present



COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece



TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!



DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage



CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on


ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before



CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read



SMILE:
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight!



OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life



YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth



ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do



COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together



EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes



ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions



PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead



DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip