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I can spot a scamming spammer from three leagues hence, and I will report your arse. So don't even bother.

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Geoff: Trump claims removing him by invoking the 25th amendment would be illegal and unconstitutional.



Does he just no care anymore? He figures he'll push the baying mob of morons who still support him to the point that the country will explode if he's removed from office?
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Geoff: Ethical conundrum time.

Historian proposes new take on a historic person/period/event.

New TV drama is scripted as a work of, "historic fiction," but blatantly using that historian's take on the person/period/event.

Should the TV drama be required to give due credit to the historian?


I accept that this is a very minor issue when it comes to shit going on in the world, but it's nice to take a break from the unrelenting tide of shit being hurled and spend a few moments on something unimportant.
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Geoff: See, this sort of thing is what shocks the ever living fuck out of the rest of the work.
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Salim_: Seriously!
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Geoff: *world. Not "work". Bloody spellcheck.
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Geoff in reply to Darth: Actually, I think "Murrica" has a slightly different flag.

With a diagonal cross.

And fewer stars.
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Geoff: "There's no such thing as 'alternative medicine that's been proven to work.' You know what they call 'alternative medicine that's been proven to work?' Medicine."-- Tim Minchin
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Aura_: I think I heard this 50 times, I still love it as much as the first time
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LoisS: Don't they mean Alternative to Pharm companies.
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Angry Beaver: Ah Tim...legendary
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Geoff: I realised. It's no wonder I am sad about Oppy.

I grew up with films like this.

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Geoff: Interesting fact: All of the cramped interior shots of this film were recorded aboard USS Valley Forge.

(not Yorktown - I'm trying to figure out where I picked up that misapprehension).
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Angry Beaver: And this:
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i_am_giulia: Oh my goodness I remember Silent Running... that movie was SO SAD!!
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Geoff: A no deal Brexit means we can't actually import the new blue British passports into the UK. Because we won't have a trade deal with France (where the passports are being made) because we don't have regulatory alignment which would make them legal.

That is peak Brexit.
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Geoff: Actually, no. That's probably not going to end up being peak Brexit. That's a sub-Brexit. Like a slightly smaller mountain.

Just off to the side.

That actually looks like a turnip.

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Geoff: And the racist, walking embodiment of toxic masculinity shows up.

Sorry. **hides post**
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BAD_WOLF__ in reply to Aura_: That's the distinct impression I get from him, he has deep rooted issues with women.
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Geoff: I do think that most women over the age of 20 are that intelligent.

Those are just naive or raised in a incredibly male-oriented environment are those that any attention for the sort of shit Rob spouts on such issues.

I bet he wanks off to a pic of Jordan Peterson riding a lobster every night.
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BAD_WOLF__: The boy is damaged alright.
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Geoff: Haiku time

On this special day
the ocean seems much bigger
I want to hold you
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Geoff: It doesn't have the twist.

It scans. That much it does.
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Geoff:
You're in all my thoughts
And I know, that I'm in yours
There's just that ocean
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Geoff: I didn't say I wasn't working on it.
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Geoff: OK. Question:

1. Is this some random guy on a bus who happens to look like nobody believed him about his hypothesis that the pyramids were landing platforms for UFOs?

2. Is this a still from some alternate timeline episode of SG-1?
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Geoff in reply to Aura_: That is a very good point. When it came out I liked Stargate (the movie). I actually put off watching the TV show because its fans were dissing the movie.

These days, I see the movie as an extended pilot.
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Aura_: true about the pilot thing. Also because the series basically picked up from it. Everything happened exactly as it happened. And the "first contact" was beautiful. "What do we send?" .... *throw in box of tissues*
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Geoff: "We would have just sent Bach, but that would have been showing off." - Carl Sagan.

The writers of TNG were always very much aware of real science. They all grew up with TMP.
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Geoff: My kids wanted me to take them to Austria just to see if this was true.

I just explained, contextually, Oida = Dude.



And when I get you passports, we're not going to Austria first.
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Salim_: Aruba first
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Geoff in reply to Salim_: You damned right.
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Geoff: My kids are in a pissing contest about how much health their WoW characters have.
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Salim_: that's cute.
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Salim_: that's cute.
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Srchng4Truth in reply to Geoff: Lol
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Aura_: thank you
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Geoff: For the record, there's about 1% of the time when the double entendre I type is unintentional and unspotted.
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LoisS: I had this thought after I said "bottom dude"
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Geoff: Yes, they are. A gift from a client. It's sugar-free prosecco.
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Mz D Meaner: Nice! As long as it's not alcohol-free prosecco.
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Geoff: No, it has alcohol.
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Geoff:

Client just sent me an "urgent" email.

With a screenshot.

With a porn tab open in the same browser she was showing me that her competitors were bidding enough that their ads were appearing above hers for her brand name.

I reassured her that they were probably spending the earth to do so and that I'd make it far more difficult and expensive for them.

She's apparently also got a daddy kink.
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finger5: Urgent! look what type of porn im into
Some people find any excuse to advertise what they like.
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Geoff: I don't have a favourite song.

I don't even have a fixed list of ten favourite songs.

If I did, then these are the only ones to have survived the last 15 years.



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Geoff: Well, aside from Ode to Joy.


But that's special.
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Geoff:


I have to love any song which has a double entendre in the title.

Even an obvious one.
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Geoff: Yes, it's not the Doors version.

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LoisS: Still awesome!
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Geoff: Awww, BryanSmythe got deleted.

I guess Blackshoes finally made, "Wire's Most Moronic."
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Geoff: Nerds are sentimentalists.
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i_am_giulia: This nerd got a little teary.
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i_am_giulia in reply to i_am_giulia: I was already sad when i found out she died...
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