Geoff Atkins Offline

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I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Geoff
Geoff:
Cleric: "So, how can we be sure that it's orcs rampaging through the countryside?"

Me: (whose village was destroyed by said orcs): "Oh, we don't. For all we know, they could just be enthusiastic cosplayers who got lost."

Fighter: **spittakes**

Cleric: "OK, what do we know about them?"

Me: "They're angry. They're reckless. They stink."

Cleric: "Stink? Don't all orcs stink?"

Fighter: (who is half-orc) "You makin frenz like nobodies business today."
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BAD_WOLF__: The easiest way to be sure is to check the corpses...
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Malty_ in reply to Rice Rice Baby: If it has something to do with oral and a heavy flow, I thought it too.
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Geoff:
I don't understand anti-vaxxers.
I don't understand flat Earthers.
I don't understand young Earth creationists.
I don't understand climate change deniers.
I don't understand quitlings or Tory voters.

I mean, I understand confirmation bias, cognitive dissonance, and that some people are just as thick as a shit sandwich made from two short planks, but surely there can't be that many of them out there?
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
'fraid so....
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Geoff
Geoff: I shouldn't laugh. But...

i.imgur.com/hZNHKUS.gifv
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Geoff: I posted that limerick about the origins of the word, "Tory," onto Facebook and got a like from my old English teacher.

He was one of those teachers who made you really care about the subject.

That brought a smile to my face.
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Geoff: During this election campaign, Boris Johnson’s mask has slipped so far it’s currently dangling round his ankles. This time, he’s reacted to a journalist showing him a picture of a sick child... by taking their phone and putting it into his pocket, instead of looking at it.

When ITV News’s Joe Pike repeatedly entreated the Prime Minister to look at and react to the photo of a four-year-old boy with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on coats on a hospital floor due to lack of beds – a story that made the Mirror’s front page – Johnson refused to engage.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2019/12/boris-johnson-dismisses-photo-ill-child-pocketing-reporter-s-phone
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i am hatstand:
par for the course....does not care....
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Geoff
Geoff: Oh and these ones.
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LoisS: That is actually a nice picture of him and his daughter ....But that other one...... *shudders*
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i am hatstand:
I think the left one is creepy af....
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Geoff
Geoff: Have you ever thought, with all this naughty and nice bullshit, Santa is the most judgemental arsehole on the face of the Earth?
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BAD_WOLF__: Well yeah, he's a Spanish inquisitor with eternal life. I mean say Santa Clause with a Spanish accent and you know I'm right.
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Aura_:

According to our lore, he does live in Spain.
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Geoff: Shit, if you didn't how sleazy Trump has always looked, then you are in for a shock.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Ugh, what a man slag
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Angry Beaver: Fuck he looked like a douch canoe back then too!
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justme0123: Oh that's great, I laughed hard!
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Rollin_Stone: You filthy animal.
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Nicotina: 😂
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rockislandred1: i may have to steal this
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Geoff: Be my guest.
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Nicotina: Truth!
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Geoff: OK, so Boris Johnson is actually under investigation in the USA for his sketchy links to Russia, but he's allowed to sit on the Intelligence and Security Committee's report into Russian influence in British politics?

What the shit?

And people still want to vote for this bastard?
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Geoff: And there's me complaining about seagulls trying to get into my bins.

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Geoff: $$$
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Geoff: What in the actual fuck?

https://www.insider.com/new-testament-video-game-i-am-jesus-christ-debuts-trailer-2019-12
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BAD_WOLF__: I want to play this!
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Geoff: Some immoral shitheel: "You're OK with this, right?"

Me: **fires up my green lightsaber**
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Space Sauron
Space Sauron: Speaking of which, thoughts on the Fallen Order?
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Geoff in reply to Space Sauron: When I get my new laptop (which is forming part of my Xmas bonus, for tax purposes), I will let you know.

Looks good, I have to say.
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BAD_WOLF__ in reply to Space Sauron: Looks like Darksouls with a Star wars skin... But not terrible. (first impressions)
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BAD_WOLF__: … So I have never seen this movie.
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LoisS: You will probably hate it. I didnt think I would enjoy the reboot but it was worth the watch too.
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Geoff: Wikipedia doesn't offer the Irish definition of "Tory."
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Finger5: The irish probably solved toryism.
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