Three things I couldn’t live without: My cat, my passport, and food, God, I love food!
My friends describe me as: Feisty, independent, sassy, and brutally honest.
More about me: I am eccentric, slightly dramatic and a southern belle at heart. A proud crazy cat lady who regularly volunteers. I'm a talented baker of all kinds of sweet goodies, cooker of three course meals and crafter of unusual and unnecessary things. Oh and Im kind of awesome (and not even slightly big headed).
Hates: Messaging someone first, text speak, alarm clocks and mornings.
Loves: Travelling, shoes, cold coffee, and random things.
Super power: Saying things out loud that you should only ever think.
What I am looking for in a co-conspirator: My type of guy is someone whose a bit nerdy and intellectual. In a world of unicorns and rainbows, my ideal guy would be tall, romantic, a traveller and financially stable. Fan of cats is a MUST. Ultimately, someone who is relaxed, patient, and can make me laugh.
As you can see, Ive taken time to complete my profile, I appreciate people who also take the time to be witty and charming. Please note that if you havnt taken the time to complete your profile it is unlikely I will return your messages.
TheForeigner: Wishing everyone a wonderful holiday season! Although I have no doubt some of you will most certainly be getting a few pieces of coal
TheForeigner: Today is a busy day, if Twitter is to be believed, its international day of peace, world gratitude day and world alzheimers day.
TheForeigner: Watching THE DEBATE and shaking my head at the future of the UK and the crazy views of our politicians.
TheForeigner: 10 minutes to Eurovision, tonight is going to be a good if not slightly alcohol influenced night!
TheForeigner: Last day of the vaycay and almost of the color of KFC, thats the best way to gauge your tan naturally, the KFC scale.
TheForeigner: When you've gone overboard and your skin kind of resembles the color of mince and you spend the day covered in towels to hide from the sun until you do it all again! Viva la Palma!
TheForeigner: Nicest day of the year to date and Im inside baking like a crazy lady, yeah, thats definitely my life.
TheForeigner: First attempt at making large easter eggs is a sucess (ish), now to a week of making them.
TheForeigner: Awesome article about dudes and their cats. If you have a cat and take selfies with it, chances are very high we will get along.
Men and their moggies - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39446992
TheForeigner: An evening of angry tweeting at Channel 4 for their lack of correct information, take two, this seems to be becoming a regular occurrence.
TheForeigner: What I learnt on my trip to Swindon today, a number of guys have wanky cars (and drive to clearly over compensate for something...) and there are far to many roundabouts.
TheForeigner: Laptop piggy backing, we'll almost... This is when you're tied of working but still have a few hours of work left to go, so you pull out your own laptop to complain about working! Should be done by 10:30ish all to stsrt again tomottow at 06:30... First world problems....