 Friends     | I am lazy, sarcastic, offensive, and fun. So fuck you.  theomega311: Ayo, how do you blow off an ugly chick without being a total dick? 11 years ago • Report • Link 0  AshIey: There is no way around it. Just gonna have to be a dick. 11 years ago • Report 0 theomega311: You can be my tan legged Juliet and I'll be your redneck romeo /cheesycountrysongpickuplines theomega311: Never talk to friends while high, you talk about things like a pizza delivering school bus and coming up with a drive thru "planned parenthood" clinic. theomega311: I can't be your knight in shining armor, but I make one hell of a nerd wrapped in tin foil. theomega311: In case you were wondering where the fuck I've been, the answer to that is I've been working like a school boy at a catholic priest convention. Viel Liebe Arschlöcher! Also, if someone don't buy me the rocker badge they're getting donkey punched *coughAlancough* theomega311: Hey I just fucked you, and this is crazy...but lose my number, and keep the baby! Wakawaka /badjoke |
