I am lazy, sarcastic, offensive, and fun. So fuck you.
theomega311: You can be my tan legged Juliet and I'll be your redneck romeo
theomega311: Never talk to friends while high, you talk about things like a pizza delivering school bus and coming up with a drive thru "planned parenthood" clinic.
theomega311: I can't be your knight in shining armor, but I make one hell of a nerd wrapped in tin foil.
theomega311: In case you were wondering where the fuck I've been, the answer to that is I've been working like a school boy at a catholic priest convention. Viel Liebe Arschlöcher!
Also, if someone don't buy me the rocker badge they're getting donkey punched *coughAlancough*
theomega311: Hey I just fucked you, and this is crazy...but lose my number, and keep the baby!