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30 Single Male from Murfreesboro       6
       
I am lazy, sarcastic, offensive, and fun. So fuck you.

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theomega311
theomega311: Ayo, how do you blow off an ugly chick without being a total dick?
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AshIey
AshIey: There is no way around it. Just gonna have to be a dick.
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theomega311
theomega311: You can be my tan legged Juliet and I'll be your redneck romeo

/cheesycountrysongpickuplines
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AshIey
AshIey: Laaaaaaame!
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theomega311
theomega311: Bite me.
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AshIey
AshIey: No way.
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theomega311
theomega311: What's the square root of pie?

Delicious...that's what.
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theomega311
theomega311: I've been listening to acoustic versions of the dirtiest songs lately...

Fuck it.
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theomega311
theomega311: Never talk to friends while high, you talk about things like a pizza delivering school bus and coming up with a drive thru "planned parenthood" clinic.
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theomega311
theomega311: Some days you can't help but lean back and say fuccccccccccccccccking shit
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AshIey
AshIey: I dont want your disease.
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theomega311
theomega311: I don't have one tyvm.
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AshIey
AshIey: Not what I heard.
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theomega311
theomega311: Fuck I need some weed...just saying.
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theomega311: I'm having KFC for Thanksgiving, like a boss.
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theomega311
theomega311: Haters.
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AshIey
AshIey: lol.
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KaitlynAnnRN
KaitlynAnnRN: i was being serious!
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theomega311
theomega311: I can't be your knight in shining armor, but I make one hell of a nerd wrapped in tin foil.
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theomega311
theomega311: Maybe I should try chatting again so I can meet more new people.
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theomega311
theomega311: I disappeared for a bit, don't worry not dead, still crazy tho.
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theomega311
theomega311: In case you were wondering where the fuck I've been, the answer to that is I've been working like a school boy at a catholic priest convention. Viel Liebe Arschlöcher!

Also, if someone don't buy me the rocker badge they're getting donkey punched *coughAlancough*
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Alan Goes Boom
Alan Goes Boom: lol, need credits sir, I don't buy any.
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theomega311
theomega311: Fuckin laundry.

That is all.
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theomega311
theomega311: I can think of a couple people I'd like to dedicate this song too...

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theomega311
theomega311: Hey I just fucked you, and this is crazy...but lose my number, and keep the baby!

Wakawaka

/badjoke
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theomega311
theomega311: Someone go buy me the rocker badge...I feel so naked without it
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Soulman_
Soulman_: Me too
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