ThePryn: I bought no tree this year
And I slept with your brother.
I wrecked your Daddy's car
And went down on your Mother.
I set your record collection on fire
And said I never knew,
Felt kind of bad about that
And I know you did too.
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me,
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree?
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
And spend this Christmas together.