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aubrey_heart2005: Heyyyy😘

tjohnb638: What do you call 2 gay dinosaurs? Megasoreass

tjohnb638: i'm watching the trial stuff, and they just had a dude on who's sweatshirt said "unfuck the world" lol

tjohnb638: A local radio station had tattoo artists giving examples of ideas they would not do. Lol 1 guy wanted 2 squirrels on his inner thighs looking like they were fighting over his nuts

Contrary so Contrary: Thanks for coming over the other night. You can anytime!

marysmommy: Hello

tjohnb638: did u hear, elaina bobbit was killed in a car crash? some dick cut her off

tjohnb638: this gal is going golfing, and there are 4 guys ahead of her
she waits till she thinks they are far enough out before she hits her ball
1 of the guys was jumping around holding his crotch
she runs up and appologizes and tells him she is a massage therapist and she can make it feel better for him
he says yes
she tells him to lie down on his back with his arms out
she reaches inside his pants and starts massaging him
after a few minutes she asks if it feels good
he said yes that feels great but my thumb is still broken

tjohnb638: if u go to a nude beach now, do u need to wear a mask?