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43 Single Male from Kalispell       1
         

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HELP!!!!!

Ok yall time to show me what kind of friends i have i have a friend who lives in helena that lost her entire home to a house fire last night. Im looking for any kinds of donations you can give to help them out. Woman clothing size 10-12.. mens clothe...s 36-38 pants size he is 5'10 and 230 lbs. kids clothing for 10 years old and down. some clothing for 9mo. old boy. send donations to 255 1st ave en #3 kalispell mt 59901

Unngghhhh.....

I got drugged, stabbed and woke up in the hospital last night...what the hell. My money was missing out of my wallet and the bartenders and bouncers didnt see anything. i feel so damn shitty today its unreal. I dont like feeling this way

sunday
So im feeling a little bit better, but my back is still sore as hell.

monday 1255am
ok so i did something in my sleep and tore a few of my stitches open...omg the damn pain. i have a few butterfly strips...but no one to help me put them on lol do you know how funny it looks trying to put those little things on your back by your self...i might as well try biting my earlobe.

I cost $3470 a night

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $100.00

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200.00

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95

Total so far: 275.00

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[x] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $350.00

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $670.00

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[x] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $970.00

Vision?
[X] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1370.00

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1870.00

Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[X] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2475.00

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3175.00

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lol

OMG!!!! I just had a woman tell me she would pay me 200 bucks to drive 7 hrs to come have s*w with her!!!! isnt that some funny shit...scratch that, she said she will give me 300!!!omfg. awesome. Whats even better is that my email address and phone number was in some ladies room in missoula (2 hrs away from where i live) can you believe that shit!

Dumb women...

Ok so I went out last night with some friends, mostly women, and my ex girl friend was there...yea not so good. lol the little troll walks up to me and tells me that i have to leave the bar because she dosnt want to see me with other women. says it hurts her to much..lol i find it funny because all she could do after we broke up was talk shit and be a total bw^*z to me. she said she cant see me with other women yet she was hangin on another man the whole time we where there. she ended up leaving only because one of the girls got about three other women around me and started doing what drunk women do best...dancing and being all hot. LMFAO i love it. seems kinda juvenille but hey, telling me to leave a bar because she is there is bullshit. oh well thats my rant for the day. The picture below is of three of the ladies that where makin out with me hahaha.

Skydiving

So my birthday was awesome up until we went out to the skydiving place and found out that the plane i was supposed to use had no oil pressure. I wasnt able to jump that day but yesterday 7/24/09 we went back out there and tried it again. 0945 am I was loaded into a plane and launched into the air. 13,000 ft up the skydive master hooked me up and out we went. 2.5 miles in the air, every thing is so damn small. I hit a maximum terminal velocity of 120mph for 55 seconds then the parachute deployed at roughly 5000ft. It was a 5 minute parachute ride down back to solid ground. There is no way to describe how it felt to fall from a plane and plumet to the earth. Its one of those things you just have to do for yourself. You dont get that feeling like when you jump from somwhere high into water or something. Its completely different and almost sureal. I am already planning my next jump...