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two430 to socialablemale: dont rub it in damnit LOL
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_TRUTH_
_TRUTH_: Happy Birthday Two!
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marksgir
marksgir: Happy happy happy birthday girl.!
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two430
two430: No no no! its not for a few months..... (april) i just clicked on it..
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two430: this mans wife just got the best revenge ever. this is gold. After 37 yrs of marriage Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the 2nd day she had the movers come and collect her things.On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of cavier and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished she went into eac and every room and stuffed the half eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. Wehn the husband with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything -cleaning , moppin and airing out the place Vents were checed for dead rodents and the carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were broght in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the exensive wool carpeting NOTHING WORKED! People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house The maid quitFinally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. a month later even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for the stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to buy a new place.The ex wife called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said she missed the old house e terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in for getting the old house back. Knowing his ex wife didnt know how bad the smell was he agreed in a orice that was 1/10th of what the house has been worth, but onlhy if she were to signe the papers that day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later tha man and his girlfrined stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. Including the curtain rods.
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sandersbigg
sandersbigg: Haha if only I'd thought to do the same
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two430
two430: lol ikr
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Guido78
Guido78: Smart lady... goes to show you even the best lawyer can get what they deserve/ A GOOD F...king !!!!!!! He deserved it.
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two430
two430: seperated eh? I seen that coming (you know who)
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roberttommie76
roberttommie76: Awwwww. Sweet
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Guido78
Guido78: Send application & current bank statement (lol) jk
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two430
two430: lol guido what bank statement? lol
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two430: i rarely talk in any room why do these people insist in befriending me? wish they wouldnt.
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two430: go PHILLIES!!!
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two430: happy thanksgiving CANADA
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socialablemale
socialablemale: lol, are we related
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two430: lol yeah
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two430 added new images to her gallery cartoons & some off humor 3 years ago Report
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roberttommie76
roberttommie76: Awwww. So very nice
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roberttommie76
roberttommie76: Pretty. And the dog ain't bad either.
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two430: yea thats my baby girl almost 10 now
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roberttommie76
roberttommie76: Very pretty. Nice hair
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two430
two430: i hope your doing well robert
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two430 to fxrp: nope dont take befriending. no clue who u are. so NO
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two430: sometimes yes you do it all depends on what preferences others have
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fxrp
fxrp: Well thank you for the clarification
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fxrp
fxrp: I didn’t realize this site was here so long, seems as though there is no much interaction within, at this point in time
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_TRUTH_
_TRUTH_: Love this!
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roberttommie76
roberttommie76: A lot of truth in that
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Potato Potating
Potato Potating: Beauty.
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two430: aw tater your so sweet I knew i liked you for a reason lol lol
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roberttommie76
roberttommie76: Breathtaking ❤
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