VictoriaThomson: Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
VictoriaThomson: Bitches be like omggg it's cold outside, I need a boyfriend to keep me warrrrmm.
And I'll be like orrr you can stfu and buy a jacket like the rest of us single ladies.
VictoriaThomson: Everyone who is complaining about being forever alone of valentines day should grow up cause some people don't have a father on Father's Day or a mother on Mother's Day so you should be thankful instead of whining over being single -__-
VictoriaThomson: A priest asks Johnny if he’s scared of Satan. Little Johnny says “I have nothing to be scared of. You are the one that must be scared; you talk crap about him every Sunday……”