I created this profile to warn the others about you. I'm here to portal words through a screen. If you're feeling slightly vulnerable, schtoopid, and extremely shexy... If you're really THAT bored and sorta kitten-like with your curiosity... If you come at me... I'll punch your heart with music, child-like laughter, and protection from your worst self. I'm a drummer without a band ♫♪ a comedian without anything to laugh about and a martial artist without a master

I love women i'm biologically, physically, magnetically, sexually, eagerly attracted to these dark holes from a distance. Yet, I don't find them interesting, engaging, or intimidating on or off the Wire. Women On Wire (WOW) are a selfie-pics-arms-race strictly between women who date mirrors. An advertised and well-edited portfolio of a thousand selfies (not artistic) with only five poses (not yogic) and a whistling duck-face to mimic a slim facade (how original)

If a sense of humor cannot be found among your DNA, if you're terrible at flirting without ill intentions, or if you can't handle rejection without victimization, do yourself a favor... (stop reading). I'm just here to sit bull and talk sh*t I am well aware that there is a difference between expressing a low-minded opinion and simply being rude to someone. Former is opening your mouth, latter is spitting at a target. I don't know what being an adult is. Be whatever you want, come as you are

I'm NOT a nice guy, a good man, a bad boy, a pimp, a player or pick-up artist. I'm NOT intelligent, smart, funny, reasonable, talented, skilled, accurate, or valuable. I am just NOT yours. I possess no desire to be the man other men want to be or the man other women want to be with. Don't waste your time with me...

I'm your typical A.S.S.H.O.L.E. (A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy)

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WaterThief: I'll be on this Saturday evening peppered through out the night, responding to some very kind, very personal, and even heart-breaking words from people I didn't know felt this way.

After this, no television or internet, either. I do my banking in person, treasure my imagination over Google, and will read books, once again, instead of headlines that strike fear.

I just wanted to let some of you know that I'll be buying badges for others like crazy to get rid of this stupid Wire Coin!!
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WaterThief: Final Post... Last Voca... a Toast to All of You!

https://vocaroo.com/1iNsaoa60p8y
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hush now the rest of ye, Yer making me blush ffs !
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