The biggest asshole you've ever known
DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME UNLESS YOU WANT AN ACTUAL FRIEND! IF YOU CALL ME BABE, BAE OR BABYDOLL, I WILL BLOCK YOU. Attempting to add someone as a friend that you've never spoken to is creepy and is an instant ignore
jack of all trades and a master of a few
ATTENTION! IF FOR SOME REASON YOU SEE FIT TO MESSAGE ME, DO TRY AND USE WHOLE WORDS. IMPOLITE RESPONSES WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO MESSAGE IN ACRONYMS
WickedWitchy: Feeling fucking miserable. Too weak and shaky to do anything. It's been a rough few weeks but by the horns, I hope it gets better
WickedWitchy: Going mad. Havent been out of the house in almost an entire week other than for work. I've got to get out more...
WickedWitchy: I learned a valuable lesson tonight. Drunken me is an asshole who likes to write a lot of words either upside down or backwards but damn it if the dialog wasnt fun to read lol
Shadowslacker: Composed in 1 minute using the topic suggested by Witchy and posted here at her request-
When chicks only like other chicks
And crave only vaginas, not dicks
Like most chicks I see
They dont fancy me
But they do make for fun limericks.